There’s this lady who comes through our drive through every day, and generally follows up about ten minutes later with a phone call to complain about how bad her Americano is. I’m not going to say her name, so I’ll just call her Tall 8 Equal Light Cream Heavy Whip Americano Lady. Yesterday she came through and told my friend Candace that she was so glad she was there and not me. Candace was trying to figure out exactly who TTELCHWAL was talking about.
C: Aw, who gave you a bad drink?
TEELCHWAL: Oh girl, let me just tell you. That little bitty girl with the short hair.
C: Um, red hair? Kinda flips it over? Manager?
TEELCHWAL: No. The little lesbian assistant manager.
O.O !
I am so not assistant manager! How dare she assume that just because I have a black apron I am an ASM! That’s Coffee Master to you, bitch. Coffee Mistress if you really piss me off. And I’m bi, get it right. Although I did have someone tell me last week that my accent sounds like I’m from San Francisco. What are you people trying to say here? ;)
udontcallmeles said,
6 March 2008 at 9:48 pm
I love that you got more offended about the manager part.
crankydragon said,
6 March 2008 at 10:28 pm
Heehee. :) Just doing my part to confuse the majority around here.
Jeff Wetherington said,
24 March 2008 at 6:24 am
ROFLMAO!!
That is SO classic crankydragon. Glad you’re back blogging again. I’ll be adding you to my blogroll when I get back to the hotel tonight.
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