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Dear Self:
The new Starbucks Doubleshot On Ice Plus Energy in a can is disgusting. Please feel free to continue making your pseudo-doubleshot in a can the way you have been doing for ages now. The new Mocha one tastes like a yoo-hoo, and that’s not a good thing. It also has a funky taste to it. You know, that lovely SUCRALOSE taste? Yeah. For future reference, sucralose makes you dizzy and nauseous and gives you a migraine and diarrhea. The label doesn’t have to say sugar-free because sucralose is chemically modified sugar. So, uh, don’t drink that again, mmkay?
Kisses!