Dear Christians knocking at my door,
I don’t care. Piss off. But since you haven’t pissed off, allow me to share with you that I have read your bible and was not impressed. Too many errors. Do not give me one of your stupid tracts telling me about how the world would be a better place if we all converted to your particular brand of mumbo jumbo, for I will have to point out that the christians and the jews and the muslims all worship the same god, and look how well that’s working out. I now have a copy of the Proselytizer Questionnaire printed out for you since this is the second time you’ve come and bothered me. Thou shalt not come back until you have satisfactory answers.
