2 June 2008 at 9:26 pm (General, snark)
Tags: drive through stories, Gavin, snark, toddlers
Two things I’ve learned today:
- Having a bandage on my index finger makes it rather difficult to knit.
- A crying, clingy, tired but not wanting to go to bed toddler screaming “I wanna rock!” does not put the same smile on my face as when Twisted Sister did it.
This morning when I had to drop Gavin off at daycare, one of his classmates kept asking me, “what happened to your face?” Yes indeedy, I’m 33 years old and have grey hairs *and* acne, and I just got reminded of the latter by a four year old. Happy Monday.
OTOH, the crazy Americano lady I bitched about once before came through again today and told me that I always make her drink the best and she never has to taste it before driving off when she knows I made it. For months she’s complained if she so much as sees me inside, now she’s decided I’m her favorite. I think we’re going to start calling her Sybil.
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6 March 2008 at 4:59 pm (snark)
Tags: drive through stories, snark, Starbucks
There’s this lady who comes through our drive through every day, and generally follows up about ten minutes later with a phone call to complain about how bad her Americano is. I’m not going to say her name, so I’ll just call her Tall 8 Equal Light Cream Heavy Whip Americano Lady. Yesterday she came through and told my friend Candace that she was so glad she was there and not me. Candace was trying to figure out exactly who TTELCHWAL was talking about.
C: Aw, who gave you a bad drink?
TEELCHWAL: Oh girl, let me just tell you. That little bitty girl with the short hair.
C: Um, red hair? Kinda flips it over? Manager?
TEELCHWAL: No. The little lesbian assistant manager.
O.O !
I am so not assistant manager! How dare she assume that just because I have a black apron I am an ASM! That’s Coffee Master to you, bitch. Coffee Mistress if you really piss me off. And I’m bi, get it right. Although I did have someone tell me last week that my accent sounds like I’m from San Francisco. What are you people trying to say here? ;)
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