Oy

19 April 2008 at 12:29 am (General, Medical, snark)
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Yeah. I am so not good at blogging anymore. But here I am, middle of the night and restless thanks to my friend Abilify. Worked until close today. We had the cops there multiple times and an ambulance once. Seems someone had some brass knuckles and someone else’s head got acquainted with them. Boy, do I love the teenagers on Friday and Saturday nights! Speaking of teenagers, one of the teenagers employed by my store got fired today. She posted a bulletin about it on MySpace, saying she got “laid off” because she was a dumbass, and was going to go out and get fucked up. Honestly, do I really even need to comment?

I should be asleep. Maybe this stupid medication will let me sleep sometime soon. If not, I’ll be up making cookies and knitting and cleaning house and making artist trading cards and altered art and and and…

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But I was a cheerleader!

6 March 2008 at 4:59 pm (snark)
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There’s this lady who comes through our drive through every day, and generally follows up about ten minutes later with a phone call to complain about how bad her Americano is. I’m not going to say her name, so I’ll just call her Tall 8 Equal Light Cream Heavy Whip Americano Lady. Yesterday she came through and told my friend Candace that she was so glad she was there and not me. Candace was trying to figure out exactly who TTELCHWAL was talking about.

C: Aw, who gave you a bad drink?

TEELCHWAL: Oh girl, let me just tell you. That little bitty girl with the short hair.

C: Um, red hair? Kinda flips it over? Manager?

TEELCHWAL: No. The little lesbian assistant manager.

O.O !

I am so not assistant manager! How dare she assume that just because I have a black apron I am an ASM! That’s Coffee Master to you, bitch. Coffee Mistress if you really piss me off. And I’m bi, get it right. Although I did have someone tell me last week that my accent sounds like I’m from San Francisco. What are you people trying to say here? ;)

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